Over tolerantie

Deze tekst stuurde iemand me als 'best mail of the year':

 I am perplexed that so many people are against a mosque
 being built near Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every
 American to be tolerant. The mosque should be allowed, in an
 effort to promote tolerance.
 
 That is why I also propose, that two gay nightclubs be opened
 next door to the mosque thereby promoting tolerance within the
 mosque. We could call the clubs "The Turban Cowboy" and
 "You Mecca Me So Hot".

 Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork
 and have an open barbeque with spare ribs as its daily special.
 Across the street a very daring lingerie store called "Victoria
 Keeps Nothing Secret" with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the
 goods.
 
 Next door to the lingerie shop, there would be room for an Adult Toy
 Shop (Koranal Knowledge?), its name in flashing neon lights,
 and on the other side a liquor store, maybe call it "Morehammered"?
 
 If you agree in promoting tolerance and you think this is a good
 plan, pass it on.